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Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Quotes of the Day
  • Jack London
    "Man always gets less than he demands from life."

  • George Bernard Shaw
    "There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."

  • Jay Leno
    "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

  • Caskie Stinnett
    "A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."

  • Dame Edna Everage
    "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."

  • Samuel Johnson
    "We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us."

  • Albert Einstein
    "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."

  • Woody Allen
    "If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

  • Matthew Prior
    "They always talk who never think."

  • Edith Sitwell
    "The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth."

  • Laurie Anderson
    "When love is gone, there's always justice./ And when justice is gone, there's always force./ And when force is gone, there's always Mom./ Hi, Mom!"

  • Lily Tomlin
    "Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

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